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carsthatnevermadeit: carsthatnevermadeit: BMW E93 M3 pick-up. This was actually one of BMW’s April Fool’s Day jokes though some BMW 3-series owners have had their cars converted to pickups. Don’t imagine anyone has done it to an E93 M3 thoughÂ
2B would literally crush you. Is 2B taller than 9S, or why does she weigh 18 kg more. I was looking for the cm but didn’t find it in these moonrunes. It’s only 8 cm though.EDIT:I guess 9S is just a skinny twink.
ask-poison-joke: Ice bucket Challenge I was nominated by Satine and Theo This challenge is part of important thing, and thats gathering enough money to find cure to ALS (Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis) which is horrible neurodegenerative disease …
just though i would warn you guys that i recently changed my icon and URl
hopeydopey526: ayesurfsup: praisepizza: burn-yourlifedown: celestiialfawn: When you knew you liked girls. hahahhaha dead RIGHT THO OMG Not even a joke though 100% accurate
Koko is no joke though
fun on a spinny chair
xxx
Touching tribute
Sleep tight Nips
somethingrelatedtothisguy skomentował(a) Twój post “IDK if it works but ye. Adding u to my blocked list bc clearly u don’t…”That sounds like it was just a joke, though.With all due respect, there’s only so much bullshit I can take and
ixnay-on-the-oddk: thestaticwaves: Those dad jokes, though lol oh god lol
trash-god: my whole life is one big poop joke
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
catsgomao: the way to my heart is through bad jokes and food
tcncaptainfreeman: this was made as and for a joke, though mei is bae so it must be posted
millennial-review: Where’s the joke though?
onlyblackgirl: blackfemalejesus: Only good joke some them white folks were like “wait, it didn’t work?”
Why do they look so excited though…
wontongod: knifeandlighter: wtfsocialjustice: is this a joke? that’s clearly a joke. eddie…. stop meth shaming i keep trying to tell y'all to pray for her but dont nobody want to believe me. and now it’s too late.
datcatwhatponissafely: Rainbow Dash asks the important questions. (Won’t post adult content here. Posts dick joke though. Skoon pls.) XD
datcatwhatponiponi:datcatwhatponissafely:Rainbow Dash asks the important questions. (Won’t post adult content here. Posts dick joke though. Skoon pls.)This should be more relevant now.X3
ventrue: advanced-procrastination: crunchbuttsteak: Capital classes: I wonder why “eat the rich” and guillotine jokes are so popular among millennials? Also Capitalists: EAT THE RICH good god “jokes”>.>
newyorksnowstorms:jemgirl86:This is honestly ridiculous. I’m glad Chris said something. His fans are being predictable assholes in the comments though. Anyways, Sam Wilson is Captain America and anyone who doesn’t like it can die mad 🤷🏾♀️
literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what
teamladsximpala: arthurkirklandofficial: kyriankreep: mollyiscoolokay: The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each #the dfs sale is still on though i dont know whats happening in this post
why are straight men so obsessed with jokes about shoving things up their asses
blingalings replied to your post: artemispanthar: Wait, are there diffe… I’m from Australia and can have a look on the Monday to see what episodes are showing. Normally we don’t get new episodes before America though… oh, that would be
It’s been 2 years but I’m still proud of this joke
Whoa, Boomerang completely changed its logo and bumpers. It was the same for ages and now it’s completely different. Looks good, though, more appealing to kids
voiceactresskurutta: just-shower-thoughts: I just realized that “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a joke about suicide I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING FOREVER HOW THAT JOKE WAS AN ACTUAL JOKEAND NOW IT’S EVEN WORSE
I just thought of a hilarious terrible joke I want to draw but to do it I’d have to draw Jasper and Peridot and I’ve never drawn either of them before so it will probably look awful
I’d like there to be an episode where the Gems wear suits. Like, in canon. But also I think if they actually did it might kill me. It is a gamble. Willing to risk it though
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
askinnyblackman: things i used to laugh at actual jokes things i laugh at now yard sard
nicholas-moughler: thattorturesme: kelseyjulienmn: positivelyindecent: stonzie: Okay, legit fucking crying. You bet your elderly testicles I did. Seriously burst out laughing at work. Thanks. Tumblr. Bee in the car no joke though old men in the
laikkuseia: superliz6: One of the storyboard artists put a photo of Sokka in Toph’s cave at the storyboard stage. They found it hilarious, but decided it didn’t work because she was blind. They said it could have worked as a joke, though, with
mikeldamon: no joke though
doctor-in-the-impala: arnsterdamn: i just love how nickelodeon made a subtle joke about boobs. The kids face in the purple getting the joke though.
maryburgers: Hello. Today my uber driver tried to sell me Herbalife and I said “no thanks. I like being fat. It’s a good jerk filter.” My dress is size XL and from Hot Topic, a surprising source for workwear. Hot cash is no joke, though. Stunning!
watching-the-bees: dnwinchester: #NOPE #NOOOOOOO #OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING THOUGH LOOK AT THE SECOND ONE #HE LOOKS SO TERRIFIED #THAT SAM WOULD THINK THAT #HIS HEART IS SO SCARED #AND FOR A SPLIT SECOND HE WONDERS #’DID I?’ #BUT
askthelunadiviner: It’s been a decade or so in your world since these types of jokes cropped up, correct? I should feel fortunate for only receiving such jokes, though, some surrounding VIII that he’s complained of seem worthy of him suing for defamation.
aryastakres: quixoticideals: I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION hello revolution im dad
meloetta: nichisse: meloetta: *holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk* *swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun* jokes on u i’m not letting go you’re coming with me
bfgfs: Dad jokes, anti-jokes, jokes that are so bad that they’re good jokes, are all within the realm of my appreciation… but Ray somehow manages to go beyond that and find something that just makes me cringe so hard with his non-jokes… And yes,
toastyhat: last night, I made a Steven Universe pun in my dreams. it was a TERRIBLE pun, but I legitimately came up with a joke on the go while asleep. so here’s how it was: for part of the dream, I was in a beach house. I don’t remember much
egophiliac: okay here is the joke that’s only funny if you knit, I’m sorry BONUS: (…you go rip-it, rip-it) (THERE’S A LOT OF TERRIBLE PUNS IN CRAFTING)
lilydally: cause april fools is a good oppuntunity to make bad jokes right
rancis-motherfluggers: this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke
needsmoreexplosions: punlich: theprogramisupgraded: Four facial models, seven backgrounds, eight jokes. I have to say I’m at a loss
tastefullyoffensive: When dad jokes backfire. (via Burnie)
ferelden: what if thane told bad dad jokes
three-legged-cow: dad jokes
cleophatrajones: dynastylnoire: onlyblackgirl:So this happened… the colorism in these jokes though. not cool. The outfit jokes are funny, but this is probably why he shits on dark-skinned women cause he gets it too. 😂😂😂 dead
democracyisdead: cockswastika: U.S. elections be like this is it. this is the best post I’ve ever seen. Yeah, basically.This analogy is too tasty though…I think it’s more like coriolis water-swirl shits. Either the toilet flushes the shit
